There is more to life than New York City

It's called Beach Vacation at unspoiled location X. I've been to many beaches in many lands and always felt I was at a glorified swimming pool. But last week I spent my days watching flocks of pelicans fly over cold waters stirred up by dolphins whose waves spat sea sponges onto the conch littered white sands. The Zen-like solitude of the unpopulated beach got me up each morning for a stroll down to the sandbar with children and friends where we would hunt for sand dollars and look for stingrays. Sorry Coney Island baby, you just aint it no mo!